I can't figure it out. My big sister and her friend Dakota make me wear girl's clothing, tease me about it, make fun of me, and the next thing I know, I'm in this cage by myself. What the heck did I ever do to them?
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Okay, no wisecracks from anyone! This is what its like being the little brother when your big sister plays with her girl friend. They made me do this, honest!

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I hope nobody sees me entering or leaving the Princess' castle. Not that there's anything wrong with it, of course. I'm just thinking of the Princess' reputation. After all, I am wearing the frog shirt!
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You, there. I'm trying to watch a movie! Turn the lights out, please! Geez, can't a guy pop some popcorn, sit in his underwear in the dark, and watch a movie in peace anymore?
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Heh, heh! This is the last one, Parker. If we hurry, we can finish it off before anyone notices we've eaten all the goldfish crackers in the whole draw! Then you've got to help me get rid of the evidence before Auntie Terry-Lynn finds out!
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I may not look it, but I really like playing under chairs. I can pretend to be in a car, a plane, a train, a truck, or almost anything at all that I can think of. I'd tell you all about it, but when I talk, big people don't seem to understand what I'm saying. Maybe some day they'll learn.
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I'm not exactly sure why, but it does seem that older women are attracted to me. And I must say, in many cases, the attraction is mutual. Perhaps it's that I find younger women less worldy and somewhat immature. Perhaps it's that there aren't many women younger than me! Oh, well. Might as well make the most of it.
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